Is He The Strongest Football Player Ever?

According to him, yes.

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She Literally Has Record-Setting Legs

She is 6-foot-5. Her legs are 4-foot-4.

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The Weirdest Dresses Ever Made

WTF.

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The Funniest Inventions Of All-Time

I hope nobody bought these...

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Every Girl Should Have To Wear This

Nerdy and sexy.

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5 Common Misconceptions About George Washington

America, Frick yea!

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The Funniest Inventions Of All-Time

I hope nobody bought these...

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Bachelor Ben: Lost All Respect For Courtney

Call the runner-up.

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White House Crasher Gets Engaged To "Kidnapper"

Alleged White House party crasher Michaele Salahi has gotten engaged to her "kidnapper" -- at least that's what her husband thought he was

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