Coolest Gold Chain Ever?

A Jesus piece is okay, but a Jesus Shuttlesworth piece is even better.

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Pretty much the holy grail here.

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Guess Who Is Joining Cast Of Kardashians?

Amazing.

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This Is The Coolest Clock I've Ever Seen

And I think you will agree.

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Every Girl Should Have To Wear This

Nerdy and sexy.

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5 Common Misconceptions About George Washington

America, Frick yea!

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The Greatest Book Ever Written?

By a cat, at least.

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Bachelor Ben: Lost All Respect For Courtney

Call the runner-up.

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White House Crasher Gets Engaged To "Kidnapper"

Alleged White House party crasher Michaele Salahi has gotten engaged to her "kidnapper" -- at least that's what her husband thought he was

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